What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?