How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
You whip out the doggy paddle.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?