What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?