What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?