What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do chefs do in their spare time?