Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which cats have the best manners?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How do you get kids to do something?