Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How do you measure a millennial?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did summer catch autumn?