Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How do you organize a space party?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?