What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?