What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?