Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are cowboys always religious?