What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do cats love to work?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?