What's the ocean's funniest animal?
A clownfish.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?