When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What fairy loves to count?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?