What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?