What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?