What do cows say when you milk them?
I'm udderly thankful.
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do burgers like to dance?