What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?