What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What tree has the most bark?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?