What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?