What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?