What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where do termites go camping?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do math teachers love hiking?