What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?