What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?