What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
A business proposal.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?