What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?