What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do horses stay in such great shape?