What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How do automobiles fly?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
