What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?