Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?