Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is the most adorable season?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the sick chicken say?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?