Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?