Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?