What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Can February March?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?