Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?