Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?