What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
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What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
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