What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?