What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?