What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?