What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Give me a road sign!
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?