What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?