Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?