Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?