Which celebrity loves to read?
Elliot Page.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.