What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why are winter days great?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?