Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?