What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are winter days great?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?