Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
What's the slowest 5k?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's a cat's favorite snack?