Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a cat's favorite snack?