Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?