Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
He was looking for a good reaction.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?